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Fun Stuff - The Ultimate Joke Database

Although there are no gross or really explicit items in this list, there are some that you wouldn't want to tell a pre-teenager (once a kid has hit high school, they've undoubtedly heard much worse), and some of these items are not politically correct. So if you're easily offended, gullible, or just can't appreciate that different people have different senses of humour, don't continue reading. Note that I don't play favorites - everyone is liable to be skewered at one point or another. The only criteria I use is that a joke made me laugh.

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11/22/05The old Indian chief sat in
11/21/05Two women were playing golf. One
11/20/05The priest leaned closer to hear
11/19/05After years of wondering why he
11/18/05A man returned home from the
11/17/05The patient shook his doctor's hand
11/16/05The Lone Ranger was captured by
11/15/05A guy was lonely and decided
11/14/05A man is sitting next to
11/13/05While assisting in an exam on
11/12/05Bill and Ben, two avid fisherman
11/11/05A college student picked up his
11/10/05A wife was furious with her
11/09/05A young boy went up to
11/08/05One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were
11/07/05The huge college freshman decided to
11/06/05A guy struck up a conversation
11/05/05Q: What do you call an
11/04/05A couple has a dog that
11/03/05Young Bill was courting Mabel, who
11/02/05Q. Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A.
11/01/05A bum, who has obviously seen
10/31/05A man goes into his doctor’s
10/30/05John was in a bar looking
10/29/05A sign posted on a hospital
10/28/05An eccentric philosophy professor gave a
10/27/05Two Jewish men, one young and
10/26/05A woman found out her dog
10/25/05Three men were on a trip
10/24/05Why don't they have fireworks at
10/23/05A guy met a girl at
10/22/05Q: What's the difference between a
10/21/05Two friends are discussing politics on
10/20/05A drunk is sitting on the
10/19/05The boss came early in the
10/18/05There was this gas station in
10/17/05"I never would have married you
10/16/05One day, a highway patrolman pulled
10/15/05Two Dutch girls are riding their
10/14/05Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and
10/13/05Kenny, a city boy, moved to
10/12/05A bosomy blonde was trying on
10/11/05An 86-year-old man walked into a
10/10/05A husband and a wife want
10/09/05A woman was having a daytime
10/08/05If you upset your wife she
10/07/05One day, while doing door-to-door market
10/06/05Q. Why do blondes get confused
10/05/05The husband was not home at
10/04/05An old man and old woman
10/03/05Little Johnny wanted to go to
10/02/05An elderly couple, still very loving
10/01/05Q: What's the difference between a
09/30/05A salesman was testifying in his
09/29/05Rumors were flying at a small
09/28/05A woman asks her husband if
09/27/05A man's walking home late at
09/26/05Jack hadn't been to a class
09/25/05A man was standing on a
09/24/05A woman takes a lover during
09/23/05Q. What's the greatest thing about
09/22/05There were two beggars sitting side
09/21/05The businessman was confused about paying
09/20/05Leaving the poker party, late as
09/19/05There are two different types of
09/18/05There was once a great actor
09/17/05A little old lady buys a
09/16/05Did you hear that they've found
09/15/05A married couple, with husband driving,
09/14/05Q: What's the difference between a
09/13/05The newlyweds entered the elevator of
09/12/05A young man joined paratroopers. He
09/11/05Q: Why did God put men
09/10/05Q. What do you call a
09/09/05An attractive young girl, chaperoned by
09/08/05Bob walked into the bedroom to
09/07/05Q: Have you heard about the
09/06/05Joe goes to his optometrist to
09/05/05Harry noticed he was running low
09/04/05A mother was working in the
09/03/05The French baron, while riding his
09/02/05Three pregnant women are sitting in
09/01/05Q: What's the difference between a
08/31/05A farmer was helping one of
08/30/05Q: What do you get when
08/29/05A woman rushed into the supermarket
08/28/05A newly married sailor was informed
08/27/05Q. What do you get if
08/26/05A young guy was complaining to
08/25/05A woman is in her doctor's
08/24/05Q: Why do blondes wear tight
08/23/05Mildred was a 93 year-old woman
08/22/05A man moves into a nudist
08/21/05A couple goes to an agricultural
08/20/05Q: What are the three words
08/19/05A guy out on the golf
08/18/05"Just try to relax, this won't
08/17/05Q: How do you circumcise a
08/16/05A man and his date walk
08/15/05Two brothers enlisting in the Army
08/14/05Three monks were silently meditating far
08/13/05A woman is trying to board
08/12/05Brenda, pregnant with her first child,
08/11/05An elderly couple had been dating
08/10/05Q. What do Iraqi women call
08/09/05A man walks into a doctor's
08/08/05A man enters a barbershop for
08/07/05Q: What has four legs and
08/06/05As an elderly lady was boarding
08/05/05A midget complained to his doctor
08/04/05A kindergarten teacher was observing her
08/03/05A woman was having a passionate
08/02/05After hearing a couple's complaints that
08/01/05Q. Why don't roosters have hands?
07/31/05A poll was conducted as to
07/30/05A woman golfer visited a driving
07/29/05A guy goes into confession and
07/28/05What's the difference between a used
07/27/05Q: What is that insensitive thing
07/26/05Q: Why do brides wear white? A:
07/25/05A man and his wife of
07/24/05The girl knelt in the confessional
07/23/05An eight-year-old boy was at the
07/22/05Q: Why do men die before
07/21/05Three weeks after her wedding day,
07/20/05Q: Why did the snowman have
07/19/05A young woman, in the course
07/18/05A minister, a priest, and a
07/17/05Q. How do you make your
07/16/05"Doc," says Arthur, "I want to
07/15/05In a bar one evening, a
07/14/05A guy walks into a bar
07/13/05Q: Why do doctors slap babies'
07/12/05A Harvard English 101 class was
07/11/05"Doctor," an old man complained, "I
07/10/05An 85-year-old widow went on a
07/09/05Abe, an old penny pincher, was
07/08/05Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell
07/07/05A doctor, a lawyer, a priest
07/06/05Q: What has three teeth and
07/05/05Q: Why haven't they sent a
07/04/05At the retreat, Jill and John
07/03/05God has just finished explaining to
07/02/05A professor at Auburn University was
07/01/05A young honeymoon couple was touring
06/30/05This elderly man goes to a
06/29/05Suzie asked her mommy if she
06/28/05Three young women are at a
06/27/05Q: What do you get if
06/26/05A man with a winking problem
06/25/05"May I take your order?" the
06/24/05Q: What's the difference between a
06/23/05Two foreign immigrants have just arrived
06/22/05Q: What did the banana say
06/21/05A young doctor moved out to
06/20/05A husky, 6-foot-5 man is sitting
06/19/05Q: How do you confuse a
06/18/05A little boy asked his father,
06/17/05A pregnant woman walked into a
06/16/05An inmate on death row was
06/15/05Three women are in a gym
06/14/05A little boy and his grandfather
06/13/05Q: Why did God create blondes? A:
06/12/05"So let me get this straight,"
06/11/05A couple came upon a wishing
06/10/05A man returning home a day
06/09/05Q: What have men and floor
06/08/05The headmistress of a girls' boarding
06/07/05An elderly gentleman had suffered from
06/06/05Larry's barn burned down and his
06/05/05Q: How do you stop a
06/04/05Three old guys are out walking.
06/03/05There was an artist who worked
06/02/05A man walked into a therapists
06/01/05Q: How can you tell if
05/31/05An Amish woman and her daughter
05/30/05Q: How do you say "hello"
05/29/05Q: What is the difference between
05/28/05A carpet layer had just finished
05/27/05Two priests and a rabbi were
05/26/05An airliner flew into a violent
05/25/05What do you get when you
05/24/05Fresh out of business school, the
05/23/05A girl says to he boyfriend,
05/22/05Q: What do you get when
05/21/05Bob wasn't too happy with his
05/20/05Q: Why do men like women
05/19/05A third grade teacher was getting
05/18/05At the conclusion of the sermon,
05/17/05A tourist walked into a curio
05/16/05In an American history discussion group,
05/15/05Q: Do you know why they
05/14/05A blackjack dealer and a player
05/13/05Q: How did the redneck find
05/12/05Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A:
05/11/05A wife asks her husband, "Why
05/10/05A newcomer to Portland arrives on
05/09/05"Old Jethro's next door making moonshine
05/08/05The patient rushed in, frantic, screaming,
05/07/05A minister told his congregation, "Next
05/06/05The sailor came home from a
05/05/05A woman storms into the reception
05/04/05Did you hear about the blonde
05/03/05A mother of five decides to
05/02/05A rich lady is riding along
05/01/05A little boy is gone to
04/30/05A distraught patient says to her
04/29/05Q: How can you recognize a
04/28/05An Irishman, a Mexican and a
04/27/05A woman gets home, screeches her
04/26/05A couple met at a golf
04/25/05A patient says, "Doc, I feel
04/24/05Q: What's the difference between a
04/23/05"I found a great job," a
04/22/05Q: Why is there no Disneyland
04/21/05The French have just ordered a
04/20/05An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just
04/19/05Tony fixed himself a Scotch while
04/18/05Q: What do you call 20
04/17/05The patient says to his doctor,
04/16/05A blond called the fire department.
04/15/05There was a guy telling his
04/14/05Little Billy is approached by the
04/13/05Larry wakes up at home with
04/12/05Five surgeons are discussing who makes
04/11/05Every Saturday morning the husband goes
04/10/05A businessman comes home from work,
04/09/05Q: Why don't Italians like Jehovah's
04/08/05A small boy hears strange noises
04/07/05Q: How many Frenchmen does it
04/06/05Two men are discussing their marriages.
04/05/05A man walked up to a
04/04/05Two elderly women were out driving
04/03/05A doctor had just finished a
04/02/05Q: Why do married men gain
04/01/05The psychology instructor had just finished
03/31/05Scientists have discovered a food that
03/30/05A woman decided to have her
03/29/05An American, a Spaniard and a
03/28/05A man and his son are
03/27/05A cop was patrolling near midnight
03/26/05A woman walks into the drug
03/25/05Some guys were kicking back at
03/24/05Q: What's the best form of
03/23/05There were twin sisters at the
03/22/05A woman has been married for
03/21/05Three nuns went to a cucumber
03/20/05An old farmer had owned a
03/19/05Q: Why do women have smaller
03/18/05Q: Why are there so many
03/17/05A woman sought the advice of
03/16/05Parking in the driveway after their
03/15/05Little Billy was out with his
03/14/05A woman's garden is growing beautifully
03/13/05Bob knocked on the door of
03/12/05An angry wife was complaining about
03/11/05A traveling salesman rings the doorbell
03/10/05I have good news and bad
03/09/05One day, a diver was enjoying
03/08/05Q: How do you get a
03/07/05A big woman wearing a sleeveless
03/06/05Q: What's the difference between a
03/05/05A Catholic priest and a nun
03/04/05I went looking for a rest
03/03/05A little girl is talking to
03/02/05A teacher asked her class, "What
03/01/05A man sat in his attorney's
02/28/05Q: What is the punishment for
02/27/05One morning a man came into
02/26/05This guy goes to see his
02/25/05When the surgeon came to see
02/24/05After a long night of making
02/23/05A man approaches a beautiful woman
02/22/05A lesbian goes to a gynecologist
02/21/05At a big cocktail party, an
02/20/05Three women walking down the street
02/19/05Q: What's the difference between West
02/18/05A lady goes to the doctor
02/17/05After spending a night at a
02/16/05The new town pastor walked into
02/15/05Cleaning out the aviary at a
02/14/05A lady and her husband were
02/13/05A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend
02/12/05Mary Katherine entered the monastery. The
02/11/05The husband says, "Put your coat
02/10/05An overweight man was waiting in
02/09/05A man walks into a dentist's
02/08/05Gary and Martin were standing at
02/07/05A husband and wife woke up
02/06/05One day, a husband and wife
02/05/05Q: Why do bagpipers walk as
02/04/05One afternoon, a little girl returned
02/03/05One night, after a long evening
02/02/05The soldiers are tired and lonely
02/01/05Q: What do you call a
01/31/05A retired astronaut opened an unsuccessful
01/30/05A depressed man walked into a
01/29/05Q: What's the difference between dark
01/28/05A guy walked up to a
01/27/05As he cross-examined the coroner, the
01/26/05Q: What did one lesbian frog
01/25/05A couple of young boys were
01/24/05During a recent vacation in Las
01/23/05Little Johnny came running into the
01/22/05Two elderly residents of a retirement
01/21/05Q: How do you get two
01/20/05A woman marries a man expecting
01/19/05A couple purchased a talking parrot
01/18/05A woman loses her husband and
01/17/05A woman went into a store
01/16/05How long a minute is depends
01/15/05Mike and Maureen landed on Mars.
01/14/05This old man in his eighties
01/13/05A small boy was lost, so
01/12/05A woman came up behind her
01/11/05Q: How many Viet Nam vets
01/10/05So a guy and his wife
01/09/05Two dwarfs go into a bar,
01/08/05The major difference between death and
01/07/05A drunk was proudly showing off
01/06/05Two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted
01/05/05The first mate on a ship
01/04/05Ernie is very upset and yells
01/03/05A woman standing naked in front
01/02/05Two dumb guys decide they want
01/01/05Q. Why do Canadians only make
12/31/04Q: Why did God create lesbians? A:
12/30/04Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy
12/29/04Bubba was fixing a door and
12/28/04Q: Why did the blonde have
12/27/04A guy gets home early from
12/26/04Q: What do you call a
12/25/04Eric is sitting at the bar
12/24/04A family was having dinner. For
12/23/04Q: How many Irishmen does it
12/22/04One Monday morning, a mailman is
12/21/04Two students were taking a college
12/20/04A man was wandering around a
12/19/04A guy takes a blonde out
12/18/04When a man opens the door
12/17/04Joe and Bill were sitting in
12/16/04Q: Why do women prefer old
12/15/04The nice thing about being senile
12/14/04A confident man walks into a
12/13/04A man walks into a bar,
12/12/04The madam opened the brothel door
12/11/04Q: How can you tell when
12/10/04A driver was stopped by a
12/09/04A man is lying in a
12/08/04Two old friends bumped into each
12/07/04The seven-year-old told her mother that
12/06/04Two guys are in a supermarket
12/05/04Q: Why do people seem to
12/04/04"The thrill is gone from my
12/03/04Q: What do most blondes get
12/02/04A father watched his daughter playing
12/01/04A wife comes home unexpectedly one
11/30/04A young mother paying a visit
11/29/04A guy met this girl in
11/28/04A newspaper was doing a survey
11/27/04Q: What do you call a
11/26/04The recently married young woman was
11/25/04A doctor recently had a patient
11/24/04A woman has had serious headaches
11/23/04A three-year-old boy was taking a
11/22/04A government study has shown that
11/21/04Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A:
11/20/04A woman goes to the doctor's
11/19/04The college dorm advisor heard strange
11/18/04Little Billy comes running into the
11/17/04The wife appeared before the judge
11/16/04Q: Did you hear about the
11/15/04"What did Dad say when he
11/14/04Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's
11/13/04While vacationing in the hills of
11/12/04Q: Did you hear about the
11/11/04A young woman went into Victoria's
11/10/04Q: Why aren't there any Jewish
11/09/04The man tells his doctor that
11/08/04Q: What do your boss and
11/07/04Q: What do Disney World and
11/06/04A woman is caught speeding on
11/05/04Q: What's a Jewish wife's idea
11/04/04A businessman packing for a trip
11/03/04Q: Why did the man cross
11/02/04The organizers of National Orgasm Week
11/01/04Mike and Joan were having some
10/31/04Q: How can you tell a
10/30/04Marvin had been feeling down for
10/29/04"In my case," said the student
10/28/04For Mike's birthday, his wife wanted
10/27/04An old man and a young
10/26/04A guy went to the hospital
10/25/04A very pert and attractive female
10/24/04An older couple is lying in
10/23/04A worried new mother went to
10/22/04According to a recent survey, men
10/21/04Ralph awoke one day to realize
10/20/04A man was in a terrible
10/19/04Q: Why won't cannibals eat divorced
10/18/04Laura fell for her new dentist
10/17/04Bill, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower,
10/16/04Q: Why did God give men
10/15/04Q: What should you do if
10/14/04Q: When lawyers die, why are
10/13/04An American tourist in London decides
10/12/04Q: What does a blonde say
10/11/04A man is having problems with
10/10/04There was an old woman with
10/09/04Just think, if it weren't for
10/08/04Little Johnny attended a horse auction
10/07/04Q: What did the blonde name
10/06/04A cop saw a car weaving
10/05/04One night, an 87-year-old woman came
10/04/04Q: What's the difference between a
10/03/04The Pope had become very ill
10/02/04Q: Did you hear about the
10/01/04A blonde woman named Brandi finds
09/30/04His wife had just bought a
09/29/04One morning, a man calls his
09/28/04Q: What's the difference between men
09/27/04Two older men, one 80 and
09/26/04An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived
09/25/04An eight-year-old kid swaggered into the
09/24/04A priest and a rabbi are
09/23/04A man was driving down a
09/22/04While out one morning in the
09/21/04A young girl walks in on
09/20/04Q: What's the difference between a
09/19/04A man walks into a sperm
09/18/04The man looked a little worried
09/17/04A young couple married, and celebrated
09/16/04There was a little boy whose
09/15/04Q: What's the Cuban national anthem? A:
09/14/04Q: What does an old woman
09/13/04A young girl was going on
09/12/04John was on his deathbed and
09/11/04A blonde walks into a library,
09/10/04Q: What's the major difference between
09/09/04"Will the father be present during
09/08/04Little Susie was asked what she
09/07/04Fred tells his buddy, "Truth be
09/06/04Q: Why is sex with your
09/05/04A seven-year-old Seattle boy was at
09/04/04Q: What do you call it
09/03/04As a mother was bribing her
09/02/04Q: What do you call a
09/01/04There was a fellow talking to
08/31/04Q: What's the difference between a
08/30/04Q: What's the difference between people
08/29/04Q: What is the best way
08/28/04"Oh, Mom!" sobbed Mary, "I'm pregnant!"
08/27/04A drunk walks into a biker
08/26/04Q: How do you know when
08/25/04Q: Why are the Japanese so
08/24/04Q: Why do little boys whine? A:
08/23/04Q: Why did the woman cross
08/22/04A mother mouse and a baby
08/21/04Bob told his friend, "My wife
08/20/04A man wakes up one morning
08/19/04Q: How do you fix a
08/18/04Billy Bob and Lester were talking
08/17/04Q: What should you do if
08/16/04A Chinese couple gets
08/15/04A man and his wife are having
08/14/04A Jewish boy comes home
08/13/04A woman and a baby were in the
08/12/04A young blonde girl was telling
08/11/04A blonde woman was speeding
08/10/04Q: If your dog is barking
08/09/04Two older gentlemen were talking
08/08/04Q: How many blondes does
08/07/04"I'm getting a divorce," said Jack
08/06/04A chicken farmer goes into a local
08/05/04Q: How many men does it
08/04/04Q: Did you hear about the cannibal
08/03/04A cowboy rides into town and stops
08/02/04Eleven people were hanging on a
08/01/04A lonely guy placed
07/31/04A guy works a new job
07/30/04A nun feels guilty and
07/29/04A wife suspected that her husband
07/28/04Yo' mamma is so dirty...
07/27/04Yo' mamma is so stupid...
07/26/04Yo' mamma is so old...
07/25/04Yo' mamma is so ugly...
07/24/04Yo' mamma is so fat...
07/22/04A man, his wife and mother-in-law went
07/21/04Two blonde pilots are trying to land
07/20/04A woman's husband dies. He only
07/19/04A woman went to the doctor's office
07/18/04A fisherman returned to shore
07/17/04While sports fishing off the
07/16/04A young woman was taking
07/15/04Seems a guy was driving
07/14/04The Irish girl knelt
07/13/04Paddy was trapped in a bog
07/12/04O'Connell was staggering
07/11/04There was an Irishman, an Englishman and
07/10/04There was a young Scottish boy
07/09/04You know you're from Canada if
07/08/04These two guys
07/07/04Two Polish guys were taking
07/06/04A family was visiting an
07/05/04There was a Japanese man
07/04/04A Brit, a Frenchman, and
07/03/04These four guys were
07/02/04An old Indian lined up
07/01/04The Americans and Russians at
06/30/04A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found
06/29/04Three Englishmen were in a bar
06/28/04English is very strange
06/27/04Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.
06/26/04An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan
06/25/04There is no egg in eggplant
06/24/04Cracking an international market
06/23/04Thoughts of a Jewish Buddhist
06/22/04An engineer's delight
06/21/04An elderly couple were killed
06/20/04A man visits his aunt in the
06/19/04When the waitress
06/18/04A customer was bothering
06/17/04Those numbers
06/16/04The checkout line at
06/15/04Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and
06/14/04One of Microsoft's finest technicians
06/13/04Satan greets Bill Gates in hell.
06/12/04An accountant is having trouble
06/11/04Kowalski, fresh out of
06/10/04Accountants and actuaries
06/09/04Three engineers and three accountants are
06/08/04A newlywed farmer and his wife were
06/07/04A farmer in the country has
06/06/04A bus load of politicians were
06/05/04A husband and wife were driving
06/04/04A Texan farmer goes to Australia for
06/03/04A man from the city is out
06/02/04A clergyman walking down a country
06/01/04A retiring farmer in preparation for
05/31/04The farmer's son was returning from
05/30/04A man is driving down a country
05/29/04A big city lawyer
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05/27/04Did you hear about
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05/25/04Tom had this problem of getting
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05/22/04A little old lady is sitting
05/21/04Two elderly women
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05/19/04Why do Skodas have
05/18/04Volkswagon wants to
05/17/04Why do Skodas
05/16/04A Rolls Royce pulls up next
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05/12/04How do blonde
05/11/04One day, while a blonde was out
05/10/04A number 17 walks into
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05/07/04A fellow decides to take off early
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05/04/04A drunk phoned police
05/03/04A construction worker walks into
05/02/04A man walks into the
05/01/04The drunk was floundering
04/30/04It seems a gentleman had too much
04/29/04A man walks into a bar.
04/28/04A solution to all of your drinking troubles
04/27/04One night, a drunk
04/26/04A man had been out in the
04/25/04One night, this guy comes into
04/24/04The bardender asks the guy
04/23/04A drunken man
04/22/04A man is in a bar
04/21/04A man in a bar
04/20/04A serious drunk walked into
04/19/04A circus owner walked
04/18/04A good samaritan was
04/17/04Last year I replaced
04/16/04A man walked into a
04/15/04Two neighbors were
04/14/04Dear Sir,
04/13/04There once was a
04/12/04A blind man was
04/11/04Two blondes were flying
04/10/04A blonde went to a flight
04/09/04All of these pilot and
04/08/04As a crowded airliner
04/07/04More squawks
04/06/04A man walks into a bar
04/05/04There was once a man
04/04/04Steven Wright on dogs
04/03/04Three rats
04/02/04A man went to visit
04/01/04Recently, the Psychic
03/31/04Some race horses are
03/30/04After many years of
03/29/04Two elephants
03/28/04A lady while dining
03/27/04Knock, knock
03/26/04There was this tiger who woke
03/25/04A fool-proof method
03/24/04Hickory Dickory
03/23/04Every nation has to
03/22/04One afternoon, there was this
03/21/04An elephant is walking through
03/20/04A man went to a doctor to
03/19/04Used to be a man
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03/17/04It was a boring Sunday
03/16/04There was an old man
03/15/04Elephant Jokes
03/14/04Knock, knock
03/13/04Bet you didn't know...
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03/11/04And some "little" mistakes made in school:
03/10/04Kids say more things...
03/09/04Answering machine messages
03/08/04Two cows were laying
03/07/04So the baby snake says to
03/06/04A neutron walks into
03/05/04One day three-year-old
03/04/04Mother: Why are you
03/03/04A team of engineers were
03/02/04What does a 300
03/01/04An FBI agent is
02/28/04A sloth is out for
02/27/04Dear Abby,
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02/25/04After digging to a depth
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02/23/04A woman was in bed with
02/22/04Henry Ford dies and goes
02/21/04On the first day of
02/20/04Useless Info
02/19/04Inventions by blondes
02/18/04Questions that have confused
02/17/04A rich lady from California
02/16/04Ten Things You Wish You Could Say
02/15/04The boss was complaining
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02/13/04A loaded minivan
02/12/04A businessman on his deathbed
02/11/04A drunk man who smelled
02/10/04There are three nuns and
02/09/04Two priests die at the
02/08/04An elderly man in Adelaide
02/07/04You know you're a Redneck when
02/06/04A Mississippian came home
02/05/04Two Indians and a
02/04/04How to annoy a Yankee
02/03/04Deep in the backwoods, the
02/02/04An Arkansas State Trooper
02/01/04Two girlfriends were speeding
01/31/04A teenaged boy with spiked
01/30/04My mother taught me
01/29/04The boss of a big company
01/28/04Martin had just recieved his
01/27/04I was taking a shower when
01/26/04Any child can tell you
01/25/04So God asked him, "What is
01/24/04According to a new survey
01/23/04There's very little advice
01/22/04Chain letter
01/21/04After careful consideration
01/20/04A man parked his car
01/19/04How to impress a woman
01/18/04Soon after being transferred
01/17/04A young ensign
01/16/04Saddam Hussein was sitting
01/15/04A C-141 cargo plane
01/14/04Real Signs from around the world
01/13/04Mattel has released
01/12/04One day the 7 dwarfs
01/11/04Benefit of being female
01/10/04Peter Marshall's list of favorite Hollywood Squares answers
01/09/04You've had too much of the 90s
01/08/04A strikingly handsome young man
01/07/04Joan, the town gossip
01/06/04Two dwarfs go into
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01/04/04A couple was golfing one day
01/03/04A New York woman was at her
01/02/04Colin was bragging to his boss
01/01/04While proudly showing off
12/31/03... A fellow from Boston
12/30/03A doctor and a lawyer
12/29/03At a convention of
12/28/03How many lawyer jokes
12/27/03A lawyer was reading
12/26/03A man was stopped by a game warden
12/25/03Joe and John were identical
12/24/03A fire started on some
12/23/03A fire figher is working
12/22/03A hip young man goes out and
12/21/03When I went to get my
12/20/03Farmer Joe
12/19/03A car speeding down
12/18/03Spam Alert
12/17/03This guy was the son of a famous track
12/16/03Puzzles, really, not jokes
12/15/03I'm so fat that...
12/14/03I drive way too fast
12/13/03You have to stay in shape, no matter
12/12/03I don't exercise at all.
12/11/03Inside me there's a thin person
12/10/03A little boy was taken to the
12/09/03My dental hygienist is cute.
12/08/03Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office
12/07/03In the 60's, people
12/06/03A man suffered a serious
12/05/03A man fell asleep on
12/04/03A lady came to the
12/03/03A woman went to a psychiatrist
12/02/03A well-respected surgeon
12/01/03A woman walked up to
11/30/03Two psychologists meet
11/29/03The doctor took his patient
11/28/03Five mornings a week
11/27/03While working as a mall
11/26/03The main reason Santa
11/25/03A man walks up to the bar
11/24/03A guy and his girlfriend
11/23/03Mommy and little boy
02/04/03As a trucker in Wisconsin
02/03/03A blonde walks into a hair
02/02/03A blonde got a job
02/01/03An airline caption was
01/31/03Returning home from work
01/30/03One night a blonde nun
01/29/03A guy took a blonde out on a
01/28/03This guy sees a sign in front
01/27/03Animal thoughts
01/26/03There were two buddies
01/25/03My aunt's neighbor in New York
01/24/03A grasshopper walks into a saloon.
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01/22/03An old man was sitting on a bench
01/21/03When your pet bird sees you reading
01/20/03One day a man went to an auction.
01/19/03Two robins were sitting in a
01/18/03A lady goes to her priest one day
01/17/03On the last day of kindergarten, all the
01/16/03Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car
01/15/03Summer vacation was over and
01/14/03"Hey Mom," asked little Johnny
01/13/03At Sunday School they were teaching
01/12/03Little Mary was in the garden
01/11/03Teachers never give up, and
01/10/03One day Little Johnny's mom
01/09/03Little Johnny came running
01/08/03Little Johnny's father said
01/07/03At the beginning of my shift
01/06/03A funeral service is being held
01/05/03An elderly couple was on a cruise
01/04/03A woman and a baby were in
01/03/03An eldery man lay dying
01/02/03An elderly Italian man asked the local priest
01/01/03There was a man who really
12/31/02A couple, both age 76, went to a
12/30/02A little girl was sitting
12/29/02Went I went to lunch today, I noticed
12/28/02Two elderly ladies had been friends
12/27/02An elderly woman went into the
12/26/02An elderly couple was driving
12/25/02Little old lady is sitting on a bench
12/24/02Two elderly women meet at the laundromat
12/23/02Two elderly women are sitting on the front porch
12/22/02A group of Sun City Senior Citizens
12/21/02An elderly woman accompanied
12/20/02A lady in her late 40's
12/19/02This 85 year old couple
12/18/02The little old couple
12/17/02An elderly couple is enjoying
12/16/02There were two elderly people
12/15/02A husband and wife
12/14/02Three guys die
12/13/02Old is when...
12/12/02Advantages of being 50
12/11/02Ponderings
12/10/02On opening day, a New York Yankee's
12/09/02Two friends, one an optimist
12/08/02Doctor Frankenstein sent Igor
12/07/02Two starving vampire bats were
12/06/02Mary Poppins was traveling home
12/05/02Once upon a time
12/04/02A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Texan
12/03/02It was a little girl's first day
12/02/02A cowboy moseys into a saloon
12/01/02A Dallas Cowboy fan, a
11/30/02Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry
11/29/02Two guys from Dallas
11/28/02A first grade teacher
11/27/02A man walks into a bar with
11/26/02A Dallas Cowboy wide
11/25/02A Yankee was passing through
11/24/02It was early Saturday morning
11/23/02A bunch of rednecks decided to
11/22/02A redneck named Bubba
11/21/02Mary Ellen passed away
11/20/02Research has been going on
11/19/02Two rednecks from
11/18/02How can you tell if
11/17/02Yo mama
11/16/02The Lone Ranger and Tonto
11/15/02Phillip fancied himself
11/14/02The judge asked the
11/13/02Two guys in a bar
11/12/02Three gays were
11/11/02A man went to visit his
11/10/02A keen country lad
11/09/02Stumpy and his wife
11/08/02This woman goes into
11/07/02One day a guy dies and finds
11/06/02A couple are at an
11/05/02Two drunks, Chuck and
11/04/02There are three Labrador
11/03/02Ever heard one of those corny,
11/02/02The CIA seems to have been
11/01/02The American grabbed his
10/31/02When Mr. O'Leary died, an
10/30/02A Salt Lake pheasant hunter
10/29/02A young man from the city
10/28/02Edna and Bill were
10/27/02The ambassador of a
10/26/02A young fellow at the state fair
10/25/02A young man went shopping. He
10/24/02I'm worried that I'm losing
10/23/02A man was walking across
10/22/02A fairy tale for the
10/21/02The 5 toughest questions
10/20/02A man left for work
10/19/02This guy was taking a course
10/18/02I was married 3
10/17/02Why engineers are better mates
10/16/02Terrible sexist jokes
10/15/02Marriage jokes
10/14/02Training courses for women
10/13/02Training courses for men
10/12/02Some pick up lines
10/11/02My wife and I have the secret
10/10/02More lines
10/09/02Ineffective Daily Affirmations
10/08/02Putdowns and other lines
10/07/02Phrases you'd love to use
10/06/02Sarcastic remarks to get you
10/05/02Try using these putdowns sometime
10/04/02My wife dresses to
10/03/02It was a sunny
10/02/02One fine day, Jim and Bob
10/01/02Jack was first up in
09/30/02A fellow walks into a
09/29/02Quasimodo goes to the doc
09/28/02It was Christma time and
09/27/02Actual extract from film
09/26/02One day this guy, who has been
09/25/02A couple of women were playing
09/24/02Andy came to work one
09/23/02Years ago, the chaplain
09/22/02Chili Judge
09/21/02Jesus and Satan
09/20/02A minister, a priest, and a rabbi
09/19/02The priest was preparing a
09/18/02A preacher retired and
09/17/02A new priest at his first
09/16/02Three truck drivers die
09/15/02A drunk stumbles along
09/14/02At an interfaith retreat
09/13/02A guy arrives at the
09/12/02Actual church signs
09/11/02A rather bad man
09/10/02A minister dies and is
09/09/02A drunk staggers into a
09/08/02One Sunday a cowboy
09/07/02A clergyman walking down
09/06/02Top Ten Signs Your Baptism
09/05/02Two British nuns, Sister
09/04/02The pope had become very ill
09/03/02A man walked into a church,
09/02/02Now that it seems almost a certainty
09/01/02Two candidates for political
08/31/02Pentagon Buzz-Phrases
08/30/02Dan Quayle lines
08/29/02This little boy is visiting
08/28/02There are several men
08/27/02A guy was trying to
08/26/02My wife and marriage...
08/25/02A young couple got married and
08/24/02It was a warm, sunny
08/23/02Matt's dad picked him up from school
08/22/02A man comes to his doctor
08/21/02A senior citizen visits
08/20/02A man hasn't been feeling well
08/19/02Is is near the end
08/18/02Finding one of her studetns making
08/17/02A grade school teacher
08/16/02Little Johnny watched
08/15/02Little Johnnie was going
08/14/02Little Johnny walked into dad's
08/13/02Four surgeons were
08/12/02One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer
08/11/02A local United Way office realized
08/10/02For three years, the young
08/09/02A woman whose husband
08/08/02One Halloween this woman
08/07/02Halloween Rules
08/06/02A couple was invited to a
08/05/02Tips for the new military recruit
08/04/02A man in a bar sees a friend
08/03/02By the time Willard pulled into a
08/02/02Three guys are drinking in a bar
08/01/02A kid comes home from school
07/31/02A man who lived in a block of
07/30/02A man went to his boss's
07/29/02On the border of England
07/28/02Mary Clancy goes up to
07/27/02A German couple have a
07/26/02An American, a Scot, and
07/25/02Tommy Shaughnessy enters the
07/24/02Brenda O'Malley is home
07/23/02Three expectant fathers,
07/22/02A Scottish old-timer
07/21/02As a senior citizen was driving
07/20/02A grizzled old man was
07/19/02A woman of 40 wants to
07/18/02Darwin Honorable Mentions
07/17/021999 Darwin
07/16/021998 Darwin
07/15/021997 Darwin
07/14/02How to treat your IT team
07/13/02Top 23 Nerd Tshirt sayings
07/12/02At a recent software engineering
07/11/02Dan Quayle, Newt
07/10/02During a recent publicity
07/09/02President Clinton, his family, and
07/08/02Bill and Hillary Clinton are attending
07/07/02Monica Lewinsky was walking
07/06/02New Year's Party Tips for
07/05/02One Christmas morning, a cop
07/04/02A Redneck Night Before Christmas
07/03/02A young man was visiting
07/02/02A man is in bed with his
07/01/02The agent for a beautiful actress
06/30/02Two social workers were
06/29/02You've seen many of your friends
06/28/02After a long career in teaching
06/27/02The worlds best and most famous
06/26/02"Resumania" is a term
06/25/02A ladder was placed against the
06/24/02Company Motivation Posters
06/23/02After the annual office party
06/22/02The ultimate guide to what
06/21/02Revised Company Exercise
06/20/02When you have had one of those
06/19/02Three guys were working on a
06/18/02A young man asked a rich old...
06/17/02Maintenance complaints
06/16/02A seaman meets a pirate
06/15/0280,000 blondes meet in the
06/14/02A milkman was making his deliveries
06/13/02A guy walks into a bar and
06/12/02The other night I was invited
06/11/02Beer problems
06/10/02It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest
06/09/02A man and his wife are on vacation
06/08/02A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand
06/07/02One day this rich guy was having a party
06/06/02A family is driving in their car
06/05/02Two church members were going
06/04/02A man gets to his plane
06/03/02A man was sitting at home
06/01/02There was a mamma mole...
05/31/02A Chihuahua, a Great
05/30/02A lonely frog
05/29/02A duck walks into a feed store
05/28/02Elephants
05/27/02An out-of-towner drove
05/26/02One afternoon while doing some work
05/25/02A woman got on a bus holding a baby
05/24/02A man goes into a pet shop and
05/23/02Women's Advice to Men
05/22/02What's your sign? How many of you does it take to change a light bulb?
05/21/02Two men waiting at the pearly gates who struck up a
05/20/02Those German controllers at Frankfurt Airport tend to be a
05/19/02This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities
05/18/02Think you're having a bad day?
05/17/02Things you never knew you wanted to know...
05/16/02These are the actual titles of Country...
05/15/02There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in
05/14/02There was an Italian, a Frenchman, and an American talking
05/13/02There was a Packers fan with a really bad seat at
05/12/02The venom in a Daddy Long-Legs spider is more poisonous than
05/11/02The passengers on a plane have been seated and are awaiting the cockpit crew to get them on the way.
05/10/02The Martha Stewart Holidays "To Do" List
05/09/02The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to
05/08/02Strange Couples
05/07/02Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding.
05/06/02She was so blonde that...
05/05/02Scientists at NASA have developed a gun for the purpose of launching dead chickens. It is used
05/04/02Sayings that should be on buttons
05/03/02Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day
05/02/02Remember when
05/01/02Pick up lines
04/30/02Outside a small Macedonian village close to the border
04/29/02One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was
04/28/02One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as
04/27/02Married life
04/26/02Jerry Fallwell was seated next to President
04/25/02Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They
04/24/02Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions
04/23/02Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance
04/22/02Information. Can I help you?
04/21/02Household principles for Children from the Old Testament
04/20/02Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies
04/19/02Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a
04/18/02Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men
04/17/02Great Marketing Mistakes
04/16/02From the law offices of Johnnie Cochrane, Esquire, here are
04/15/02FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for
04/14/02Even more quotes
04/13/02Ed Zachery Disease
04/12/02During an anthropology class Harvard University, two students
04/11/02Doggy Quotes
04/10/02Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his
04/09/02Dear Santa,
04/08/02Coffee in bed
04/07/02As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they
04/06/02Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when
04/05/02Application To Date My Daughter
04/04/02After having their 11th child, an Alabama
04/03/02A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a
04/02/02A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, it's a
04/01/02A ten year old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents
03/31/02A stewardess encountered a blonde sitting in the first class
03/30/02A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. After a while,
03/29/02A man walks into a bar and asks for 2 shots for him and his
03/28/02A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
03/27/02A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the
03/26/02A husband is at home watching
03/25/02A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is
03/24/02A drunk is driving through the city
03/22/02A beautiful redhead sat down
02/20/02Your mama's so
02/19/02A man walks into a bar just
02/18/02A blind man is walking down
02/17/02Air Force One comes in for
02/16/02A 60-year-old man went
02/15/02Two attorneys boarded
02/14/02A guy is suffering from
02/13/02Joe took his blind date to the
02/12/02At Frederick's of Hollywood a
02/11/02One day these two girls were
02/10/02Did you hear about the redneck
02/09/02A man is dining in a fancy
02/08/02Reasons to not get married
02/07/02The grizzled old Master
02/06/02A man buys a swearing parrot
02/05/02What do you call
02/04/02What do you call
02/03/02After Psycho was released, Hitchcock
02/02/02A wealthy man decided to go
01/31/02Purgatory for writers
01/30/02School excuses
01/29/02How the world really works
01/28/02One day while walking down the street
01/27/02One day while walking down
01/26/02Two men were golfing one summer day. As one
01/25/02Two men were golfing one
01/24/02A woman was trying to do her laundry
01/23/02Darwin Award Nominees
01/22/02Topical war humour
01/21/02Emo was walking across
01/20/02After having waited for
01/19/02These seventeen messages have
01/18/02Two peanuts
01/17/02Manufacturers of God survey
01/16/02A man stumbles up to the only other
01/15/02An old bull and a young bull
01/14/02Deep thoughts from Dennis
01/13/02At a party, the waitress
01/12/02After a two year long
01/11/02Baby pictures
01/10/02A true story out of San Francisco:
01/09/0280 ways to tell if you're stuck
01/08/02Bumper stickers
01/07/02How did this guy ever get
01/06/02Sayings that should be on buttons...
01/05/02Last month, I was thinking
01/04/02Martha Stewart vs
01/03/02Antoinette the blonde was getting
01/02/02A West St. Paul man was severely
01/01/02An honest seven-year-old
12/31/01The first mammogram is the
12/30/01Men. What do you expect
12/29/01Microsoft announced today
12/28/01President Bill Clinton was visiting an elementary.
12/27/01Cats 'n stuff
12/26/01Three pastors and their wives
12/25/01A businessman enters a tavern, sits
12/24/01A man absolutely hated his
12/23/01She was so blonde that
12/21/01World's shortest books
12/20/01A successful businessman flew
12/19/01For thousands of years, men
12/18/01Dr. Seuss's Lesser Known Books
12/17/01Americans with No Abilities
12/16/01Jesus was walking around Jerusalem. He
12/15/01Santa was very cross. It
12/14/0115 things to do at Wal-Mart
12/13/01A lady is throwing a party
12/12/01There was this little guy sitting in a bar
12/11/01There was the usual jealousy
12/10/01Headlines that went wrong
12/09/0114 things that took over 50
12/08/01A man was telling his
12/07/01Engineers take the fun out of
12/06/01A guy was painting a
12/05/01Ten Rules for Dating My Daughter
11/29/01There was an online
11/28/01There was a great loss
11/27/01There was a Packers fan with a really bad
11/26/01The Rules From The Male
11/23/01Questions
11/22/01True Story - from an insurance claims representati
11/21/01The Importance Of "Correct
11/20/01If at first you don't succeed
11/18/01Uncle Larry Reeb said he was
11/17/01Two elderly women were out driving
11/16/01Steven Wright Take 9
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11/14/01Steven Wright Take 7
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11/01/01Steven Wright Take 13
10/31/01Steven Wright Take 12
10/30/01Steven Wright Take 11
10/29/01Steven Wright Take 10
10/28/01Steven Wright
10/27/01This married couple is
10/26/01A major research institution has
10/25/01Job references
10/24/01I ran three miles today
10/23/01A young redhead goes into
10/22/01To all great women, quotes
10/21/01Once there were three
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