...very dejected. His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?" "It's my mother-in-law," John replied, shaking his head, sadly. "I have a real problem with her." "Cheer up," Steve said. "Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law." "Yeah," John answered. "But I got mine pregnant."
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