...How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".
The sky already fell. Now what?
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually...
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
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